Changes to Planning Laws.

Eric Pickles, Minister for Local Mismanagement, has warned the National Trust and other obscure pressure groups that changes to planning laws will go through no matter what the opposition. "These people should not underestimate our determination over this," Eric Pickles said, shaking his jowels in anger. "These changes are absolutely crucial if we're to solve the problems of expanding the buy-to-rent sector in this country and mass unemployment in Poland. We have to provide the necessary overpriced accomodation for foreign workers if the economy is to recover. We have to fill those job opportunities that English people can't fill because they can't afford to. There will be no u-turns on this one and that's final." In a later development George Osbourne, in charge of Britain's economic mismanagement, told the BBC. "Who the hell are these interferring busybodies? Who appointed them to safeguard the countryside? We will not tolerate any more of this anti-democratic behaviour by an unelected Quango."