Nigel Farage Accuses Tories of "Lying to the Electorate."

Nigel Farage, leader of UKIP despite his suspiciously French sounding name, has accused the Tory party of deliberately misleading the British electorate over Europe during the last general election. "What does he mean?" a Tory spokesperson said; "We didn't mislead anyone. One of the advantages of being in a coalition is that you can abandon every promise you've ever made to anyone and blame your coalition partners. Anyway, we're the Tory party and Nigel knows perfectly well that we have to lie about everything in order to get any votes at all." UKIP, dedicated to towing Britain into mid-Atlantic in order to avoid the accusation of being a European country, has been at odds with the Tory Party for some time, despite the fact that they are both dangerously insane when it comes to Europe. "I don't understand it," an unnamed source in UKIP told our reporter. "They don't like bloody foreigners any more than we do and both of us are committed to returning Britain back to where it was in the 1840's. So what's their bleeding problem?"