Tory Voters Get Bitten in Knutsford.

Councillors in George Osbourne's seat in Knutsford are bewildered by the reaction of constituents to the cuts they've made in the budget. Constituents were especially concerned about the closure of Bexton Court, a day centre for disabled adults, and the Stanley Centre, that used to offer respite care for people with dementia. "I didn't even know we had these places here in Knutsford," an unnamed Councillor said. "I thought those sorts of places were to be found on council estates and places like that. But, now I come to think about it, dementia might account for why we have such a large Tory majority in the town." When asked about the situation in Knutsford George Osbourne commented; "Oh yah, Knutsford. Isn't that in Essex or something? Have you heard the one about the masturbating teenager?" Meanwhile grassroot supporters of the Tory party across Britain are beginning to become somewhat restive as the cuts they assumed would only affect other people actually impact on them. "Tory supporters are revolting," one such delusional and deranged supporter told us. Hardly news though, Tory supporters have always been revolting.