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Thursday, 8 September 2011

China and Britain Enter New Conspiracy.

In a shock move today David Cameron's unltra-capitalist government and the rulers of communist China have joined forces to make rich people even richer. "It's bloody marvelous," David Cameron told our reporter today, "and just goes to show that the power of greed crosses ideological and political divides. We'll be able to trade in the Yuan while everybody else is still stuck with the US dollar and the Euro." Asked if this wasn't a betrayal of western interests for the sake of profit, Prime Minister Cameron replied; "And your point?" Meanwhile the Chinese authorities welcomed this development with a quote from Lenin; "The west will sell us the rope we'll hang them with."

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