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Thursday 8 September 2011

Telegraph Reveals That Milliband Is Slightly More Useless Than Cameron.

In an article today the "Telegraph" has voiced the opinion, widely held by just about everyone else in the country, that Ed Milliband is even more useless than Cameron. "Its like watching a one-sided cricket match," the Telegraph reported. "You know, the sort of match where one side wins and the other loses. The problem with Ed Milliband is that he a public school boy with absolutely no idea about the real world, while David Cameron is a public school boy with absolutely no idea about the real world. We think that Cameron, unprincipled at the best of times, is simply a better politician than Milliband who suffers from not being his brother."

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