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Sunday, 4 September 2011

Getting Tough With The Unemployed

David Cameron took time off from his busy schedule as our part-time Prime Minister today to give the unemployed a damned good talking to. "We can no longer tolerate people we've thrown out of work refusing to find work. If we tell them they have to shovel shit then they'll damn well have to shovel shit. And we will no longer accept the excuse that having two degrees makes them overqualified for such work. Scrounging off the state should be reserved for people with the proper training and qualifications like MP's and bankers."

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