The News In Shorts

How the news would look if everyone stopped waffling and told the truth.

Thursday, 8 September 2011

Ed Milliband Retraction.

For the second time this week one of our reporters has been found to have erroneous information. The Milliband brothers, it seems, were actually educated at a comprehensive school rather than at public school. That might explain why they are as badly educated as their Tory counterparts but is hardly an excuse for such a glaring error. "The News In Shorts" wishes to apologise to its readers and launch a campaign for the return of grammar schools before its too late.

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