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Saturday 4 February 2012

Chris Huhne's Resignation "Great Loss To The Government."


Chris Huhne, pictured above demonstrating why he claims for lessons on the harp on expenses, has been described by his paliamentary private secretary as "a great loss to the government" because he "brought balance to the cabinet." We asked the secretary to explain more fully; "Chris was a grasping liar who's own wife couldn't trust him whereas the rest of the cabinet are grasping liars who can't be trusted by anyone. It is a great pity that the LibDems have lost such a resourceful and talented liar just when they need him the most. The "Friends of the Earth" are in deep mourning for this dedicated environmentalist though friends of his wife are not quite so impressed. Still, we have to look on the bright side. His replacement will be more popular with the Tory side of the Coalition since they hope he'll be even less effective than Chris was and Chris might beat the rap yet for all we know. I hope so since I hate to see a talented serial liar like him going to waste in banking."

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