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Wednesday 9 November 2011

Hinchinbrooke Hospital Thrown To The Wolves.


Hinchinbrooke Hospital, pictured above, will be the first hospital in Britain to be sold off to corporate bloodsuckers in a blatant case of privatising the NHS. We asked Andrew Lansley, Minister for Privatising the NHS, for his comments; "It was child's play. All we had to do was set a budget it couldn't possibly meet and still treat any patients and then declare it to be in debt. I ask you, how can a hospital be in debt if it's sufficiently funded? Starve a hospital of money and what are they going to do? Turn patients away? We've got another twenty hospitals lined up for the same treatment. This is going to make me and my mates in the Tory party seriously rich, while the peasants hand over their savings to us by the bucket load. Best of all we can pretend that we haven't broken any pledges because we can present ourselvse as "saving" these hospitals. Makes you laugh doesn't it?"

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