The News In Shorts

How the news would look if everyone stopped waffling and told the truth.

Thursday 17 November 2011

Tories Still Hoping To Reduce Wages And Worker's Rights.



In a week when the "Guardian" has revealed that the young unemployed are being pressed into unpaid work for multi-million pound companies or face lsong benefits, the Tory MP Dominic Raab pictured above has called, yet again, for the abolition of all worker's rights. This despite the fact that employment laws are far more stringent in economies such as Denmark, Norway and Sweden, all of whom are doing better than Britain. We asked Mr.Raab for his comments; "Look we've got a chance here to overturn all the anti-capitalism legislation that has been passed in this country over the last 100 years and we must not miss the opportunity. As you know unegulated capitalism has been an outstanding success over the last 30 years and we now need to dergulate employment. If we can pauperise the working class and make them feel completely insecure they will immediately go out and spend all their money, saving the economy for rich people like me. It stands to reason that underming the customer base by spreading poverty will end the recession. Once the working classes have nothing the pent up demand will be tremendous. All we have to do then is find a way of getting them to buy goods and services when they have no money whatsoever and everything will come right. Did I tell you that my grandmother thinks I'm a genius?"

No comments:

Post a Comment