David Cameron has expressed his delight that public srctor unions will strike over the assault on their pensions. "They've walked right into it," he boasted to our reporter, "and, given how stupid the average British voter is, they will provide a perfect alibi for the government being even bigger swine than they are now. That's what I like about British politics - the predictability ans sheer unthinking prejudice of your average citizen. We've always found it childishly easy to turn the majority against those who are trying to protect them from us. All you have to do is talk about "militant unions" and they fall over in rows. Follow it up with a royal wedding or some other ludicrous diversion and they're putty in our hands. But what can you expect from half-educated peasants?"
No comments:
Post a Comment