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Thursday, 20 October 2011

Tories: Panicked Over Europe, Unintelligible and Economic Morons.

Another day another dollar, as our American cousins would say, as the Tories continue to demonstrate that they are a comedy act with few laughs and even fewer jokes. PricewaterhouseCoopers, the leading accountancy firm, has apealed to the government to ease up on its strategy of cutting because it is now obviously harming the economy. The chair of the Royal College of Doctors has described Andrew Lansley's plans for the NHS as "unintelligible" and impossible to impliment. Then, to cap it all, David Cameron has had to bring forward a debate on a referendum for whether Britin should stay in the EU because he's afraid of being ousted from power while he's away in Australia next week. We asked a Tory insider for his views; "Frankley were buggered but its important that the electorate don't know that. We've flattened the economy for the sake of an outdated and irrelevant ideology, wrecked the NHS just because we can and now Europe has reappeared to bite us in the ass. I don't know why we bother." - Us neither.

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