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Thursday 27 October 2011

St.Paul's Protestors and MP's.



Many protestors at St.Paul's don't actually stay overnight it has been claimed after police took infrared photographs of their camp in the early hours of the morning. "This is disgusting," an unnamed Tory MP told our reporter, "and goes to prove that they aren't proper protestors at all. We are thinking of passing legislation to lay down the percentage of protestors that must stay overnight to qualify as proper protestors." In the meantime we sent one of our photographers down to the House of Commons with an ordinary digital camera to see how many MP's turn up for work every day. The resulting photgraph is published above.

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