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Thursday, 26 April 2012

Is Westminster Full Of Crooks?

There are 635 MP's in Parliament who cost us no less than £92,993,748 in expenses every year. Here is their record of crimes and misdemeanours for your information; 29 have been accused of spouse abuse, 7 have been arrested for fraud, 9 have been accused of writing bad cheques, 17 have directly or indirectly bankrupted at least 2 businesses 3 have done time for assault, 71 cannot get a credit card due to bad credit, 14 have been arrested on drug-related charges, 8 have been arrested for shoplifting, 21 are currently defendants in lawsuits, 84 have been arrested for drink driving in the last year. Now you know why the country is in such a state - its run by a bunch of spivs, conmen and thieves.


  1. This information is bollocks, it originated in the US in 1999...

  2. Ah well, never let a few facts get in the way of a good story eh?