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Sunday, 3 June 2012
LibDems Ready To Switch Sides.
Senior LibDems, having woken up to the fact that five years isn't all that long after all, have made an approach to Labour to see if their is any chance of redemption. They are now apparently interested in forming a "progressive" coalition with Labour after the next general election in order to undo all the vicious stupid things they've done while in coalition with the Tories. "Politics is a difficult business," a unnamed LibDem spokesman told our reporter, "especially when you've no principles left to bargain with. Still nothing ventured and all that. Given that we will be slaughtered in the next general election we've decided that the best thing to do is form our own opposition to ourselves. That should confuse the electorate sufficiently to allow some of us to survive. Failing that we can use the Murdoch strategy and tell everyone that we had no idea what the Tories were doing."