BBC Squel Like Stuck Pigs

Having spent the last nine months asking various ministers if they'd like to comment on how wonderful they are, they have been rewarded, like the rest of us, with threats to their jobs. "This is completely unfair," a BBC spoesperson told our reporter. "The BBC, unlike any other public sector employer, makes a valuable contribution to British life and should not be cut. Our wage bill of millions for a handful of people is completely justified when you consider how witty, erudite and intelligent they are - look at Johnathan Ross. Its also unfair when you consider the propaganda services that people like Jon Sople have given to the Tories."