Ian Duncan Smith Reveals True Character.

In an extraordinary display of ministerial arrogance Ian Duncan Smith has railed against a charity for challenging him in court. After the Child Poverty Action Group failed in its attempt to have the cap on housing benefit declared unlawful, IDS accused the charity of being "ridiculous" and "irresponsible." We asked the Welfare Secretary for his comments; "Who do these bloody people think they are? How dare they challenge me in court - anybody would think we live in a bloody democracy for Christ's sake. It is universally recognised that I am a genius who never makes a mistake and am, therefore, to be obeyed without question. I am far too intelligent, handsome and talented to be accused of arrogance. We didn't win a huge majority at the last general election for nothing you know. We have a clear mandate from the people to do whatever the hell we like and it is my brief to torture the underprivilged as much as possible. Now sod off or I'll have you shot."