Oliver Letwin Demonstrates Utter Stupidity.

The "Mirror," a paper normaly ignored by our snooty staff, has provided proof positive that Tories have a tendency to be stupid and careless with an utter disregard for the law. They have caught Oliver Letwin, David Cameron's policy advisor, disposing of secret documents in a public park on no less than five occassions. Not only do some of these documents contain secret information about terrorists, many also carry personal details that are subject to the data protection act. We asked Oliver Letwin for his comments; "I don't believe it. Who would have thought that someone might follow a government minister to see if he dropped any sensitive documents? The "Mirror's" cunning is beyond belief and constitutes, in my view, entrapment." We asked No.10 for their view; "I have complete confidence in my advisor," David Cameron told us. "He's a shining example to all those out there who litter and we could all learn a lot from him - indeed the "Mirror" already has. I've asked for a full investigation into this and expect answers sometime within the next decade."