Tories Become Even Crazier Than Before.

As Colonel Gadaffi was busy entertaining his constituents and Nick Clek Clegg waxed lyrical about "grotesque tyrants" without a trace of irony, the Tory Party has been quietly going insane again over Europe. We asked an influential member of the 1922 Committee for his views; "Europe? Don't talk to me about Europe - full of bloody Johnnie Foreigner and bureucrats, don't you known hurumph. Take this bloody human rights things for instance. What do bloody Europeans know about human rights? We were exercising our human rights by invading them before most of them even had a unified country for Christ's sake. Now we have to kowtow to European mandarins while they lecture us about minimum wage and twaddle like that. We'll all be better off when we get back to trading with the Empire again." Meanwhile David Cameron was still celebrating his victory over Colonel Gadaffi and pointing out that Libya has been nothing like Iraq even though he supported the invasion of Irag and Afghanistan. "I blame Labour," he told our reporter. "It was they who took us into Europe wasn't it? No? Oh, I thought they did. Anyway, its still all their fault. Thank God for Gadaffi. If he hadn't chosen to get himself killed today it would have been all over the newspapers again."