The News In Shorts Apologises To Its Readers.

The News In Shorts would like to offer unreserved apologies to its readers for allowing inappropriate advertising on its page. No reader has brought this to our attention since, like the writers of this column, no one ever reads the advertisements. However, the editor did notice a particularly inappropriate advert which asked if we would like to invest £250,000 in the stock market. The writers of this column do not happen to have a spare 250 grand lying about and are never likely to and consider the stock market as presently constituted to be a very bad idea. I would like to replace this advertising with something a little more ethical - any ideas how this might be achieved?