Cameron Prmotes The Wrong MP.

In a highly embarassing developmen for David Cameron, Britian's first part-time Prime Minister, it was revealed today that he has promoted the wrong MP at the Treasury. "Mia culpa," the PM said in his best Latin, language of choice in the Tory Party. "I thought she was a qualified accountant, but it turns out that she's as unqualified and stupid as the rest of the party. Mind you there's not much damage done because she was promoted to the Treasury where being able to count isn't really important." We asked George Osborne, rumoured to be Chancellor of the Exchequer for his views; "I'm not too worried. Chloe Smith might have no discernable qualifications for a job at the Treasury but, then again, neither have I. In fact she's better qualified to run the economy than me, but so is nearly eveyone else in the country. This will certainly make no difference to my economic strategy - taking the country back to the halcyon days of the stone age."