House of Lords Betrays The Country.

In a show of complete indifference to ordinary people in Britain the House of Lords has given the go-ahead for the Tories to flog off the NHS to pay for tax cuts for the rich. "This is a great day," one Tory peer told us. "Not only can we get our sticky fingers on the NHS and make oodles and oodles of money out of it, we can also reduce taxes to the only people who count in Britain - us. I know we've managed to destroy the Lord's reputation as the second chamber, but who gives a monkies about that? I can't believe that greedy smug gits like me have managed to bankrupt the entire world economy, thrown millions out of work, cut benefits and then made the working class pay for it all! At last we're back to the good old days - the 11th century. I'm looking forward to getting rid of voting in elections next week. Magna Carter? You can stuff it!"