Is Liam Fox Corrupt?

As more and more is learned about the role of Liam Fox's "friend," Adam Werritty, questions about the Minister's probity are beginning to multiply. We asked a Westminster insider for the view amongst MP's; "Is Liam Fox a crook? He's a Tory - it's like asking if the Pope's a catholic. I suppose what really amazes MP's is that Fox swans around with his conduit for bribery and corruption hanging around in the background like a bad smell. Talk to Liam and Fox and then turn around asuddenly and you'll find yourself face to face with Adam Werritty - usually with his hand out. If Liam's a crook he's also committed the unforgivable sin of being completely stupid. But, then again, being stupid is practically a qualification in this cabinet." We asked a leading member of the cabinet for her view; "All this is based on rumour and a few inconvenient facts which should be ignored. I feel sorry for Liam, but I would like to point out that I got back from holiday before he did too during the recent riots. If I was the Prime Minister, and I soon will be, I'd back Liam to the hilt right up until the moment I sack him. It's the Tory way. Have you heard the one about the cat and the illegal immigrant?"