Tories Tell Everyone To Bugger Off.

The Tory Party, tired of pretending to care about voters and smug about not being turned out of office yet, have spent nearly all day showing their true colours and putting up two fingers to all of us. Their first move was to meet with the "Big 6" energy suppliers to pat them on the back for robbing us all and then lecture us about switching suppliers and insulating our lofts. Then the Tax Payers Alliance waded in and told Poly Toynbee that protests in London were being orchestrated by scroungers who would be "better off getting jobs." Next Edwina Curry, no doubt smarting because she's been voted off "Strictly Come Dancing" by the public, informed us that no one was starving in Britain and if someone hasn't got enough to eat they should give up smoking. We asked a Tory insider for his comments; "Let's face it we've got it made. Even after nearly a year of screwing the working class into the ground we're still at 39% in the polls. British voters are a bunch of idiots and deserve to be taken advantage of. The money from "donations" is rolling in, protests are largely ignored by the media, unemployment is excitingly high and growing, malnutrition has been reetablished and corruption is about the only growth industry in the entire economy. We reckon that this winter will probably kill off a few more thousand Labour voters and the rest will be thrown into prison for daring to say "no." You might not be getting a Christmas this year, but we are. Greed and selfishness rule and, if you don't like it, emigrate."