Republican Presidential Candidate Calls Wall Street Protestors "Jealous."

Herman Cain, hoping to win the Republican Party's nomination for President in next years election, has described Wall Street protestors as "jealous" and looking to "take someone else's Cadillac." Mr. Cain, described by his closest friends as "A smug, self-satisfied scumbag who only cares about himself and regards ordinary Americans as a less than human sub-species," is black and, as such, is seriously regarded by the Republican party as a rival to Barak Obama. We asked Sarah Palin for her views; "Well he's black so he'll probably know how to hotwire the economy. He also fully supports the four great pillars of the GOP - stopping abortion, allowing any nutter to carry a gun, tax breaks for the wealthy and putting an end to immigration. There are far too many Native Americans in this country for my liking. He's a God fearing man and has good reason to be. I like his line about the Cadillac - though I was under the impression that Detroit had been buried by a vengeful God for giving us Obama, or was that Chigago?"