How the news would look if everyone stopped waffling and told the truth.
Thursday, 17 May 2012
The Time Has Come.
"The time has come," the Tory said,
"To talk of much more toil
Of wealth and tax and selling shorts
Of deficits and oil.
And why the Euro's failig fast
And whether peasants boil."
(No prizes for guessing who the oysters are!)