It was revealed yesterday that David Cameron, the world's first part-time Prime Minister, suffers from Toryettes Syndrome. Sufferers, who are uniquely confined to supporters of the Tory party, display symptons such as a congenital ability to tell the truth or empathise with other human beings and nervous tics such as knee-jerk reactions. We asked a leading expert on the condition for his reaction; "I'm not surprised. You can't actually become leader of the Tory party without suffering from this disability. Other famous sufferers include the entire cabinet and there are strong signs that the LibDems have now developed the same disease. We have recently discovered a new sympton of the syndrome - an extreme alergic reaction to the NHS. My colleagues have been searching for a cure but I'm afraid the syndrome is untreatable and I've now come to the conclusion that sufferers really are selfish gits with no regard for common decency."
Couple of errors "ability Should read: 'disability'
ReplyDeleteUniquely should be 'formerly uniquely' because you later add the Libdems to those afflicted.
You could of added it would be better for everyone if they were put to sleep ;-D