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Friday 6 January 2012

Britain Has Lowest Benefit Payments In Europe.


Shocking figures demonstrate conclusively that Britain has the lowest rate of benefit payments in the whole of Europe - behind that in either Greece or Ireland. We asked a Troy spokesperson why the party still blames the benefit system for Britain's economic woes; "Well, we can't blame the banks can we? We have to have scapegoats and the more defenceless they are the better. After 30 years of Thatcherite policies in this country we've managed to successfully divert attention away from the greed of the rich to the idea that poor people are getting something for nothing and we have to keep up the pressure. If I had my way I'd have all those on benefits wearing a yellow star so they can be easily identified and beaten in the streets."

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