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Tuesday 30 August 2011

Religious Dingbats Oppose Abortion.

Religious dingbats have today staked their claim over other people's lives in a move designed to bring us the "benefits" of America's "bible belt" politics. Incapable of original thought and determined to ape the Republican party in the US, members of the "mad as a bag of snakes" tendency in the Tory party want to outlaw abortion - at least for the "lower classes." Asked for his comments William Hague gave them his heartfelt backing. "As the victim of abortion myself I can see where they're coming from."

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