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Monday, 29 August 2011

Good Old Fashioned Tory Values

"Britain has made a welcome return to good old-fashioned Tory values," David Cameron has announced. "The Conservative party was founded on three principles - the Crown, the Empire and the Church of England - all of which, I'm sure you'll agree, have great relevance to us today. Oh, and supporting bankers in their quest for the winning bet - I nearly forgot that."

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