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Monday 29 August 2011

No Legal Aid When Suing the NHS

In a bid to prevent patients complaining about the utter destruction of their hospitals the Government has withdrawn legal aid when suing the NHS. "Everyone agrees with our plans to make the NHS worse and we will not tolerate anyone saying they don't," a Government source close to the PM said. "We will not have people ruining the NHS by suing them for malpractice. Ruining the NHS is our job."

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