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Monday 29 August 2011

Jobless To Pay Full Council Tax.

Jobless people will have to pay full council tax while millionaires will still be allowed to dodge paying taxes it was revealed today. "We feel that this is a fair and equitable arrangement," a Tory spokesperson said. "People with no money must be made to realise that being poor will no longer be tolerated and we intend to stamp it out even if that means making the poor even poorer."

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