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Monday 29 August 2011

Regulating the Banks

In a shock announcement today the bankers association has said they don't think regulating the banks is a good idea. "We know we got it wrong last time," a spokesperson for the association said, "but if you'll let us use your money again we have a dead cert this time - honest." David Cameron has indicated that he finds this argument persuasive. "I know a good idea when I see it," he said, "that's why I'm a Tory."

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