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Showing posts with label George Osbourne. Natalie Rowe. Chancellor of the Exchequer. Tory Party.. Show all posts
Showing posts with label George Osbourne. Natalie Rowe. Chancellor of the Exchequer. Tory Party.. Show all posts
Monday, 12 September 2011
George Osbourne a Coke Head According to Natalie Rowe.
A forner "friend" of George Osbourne has told the New Statesman that George Osbourne regularly snorted cocaine when he worked for William Hague. The Chancellor was unavailable for comment but a source close to him told us; "This is absolutely untrue - George hasn't taken cocaine for ages - well not this this last week anyway." A leading economist who's not rich enough to be a neocon commented. "This might account for his economic policy. Cocaine not only induces a sense of euphoria it also divorces you from reality - both features of the Chancellor's policy." Asked if this revelation might threaten his career, a LibDem spokesperson said; "I shouldn't think so. Many comedians take recreational drugs. However it might have an effect on his part-time career as a politician."
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