David Cameron has told reporters that he went into the negotiations in Europe with a full bladder - which might explain the expression on his face in the photograph above. We asked the Prime Minister why; "It's something that Enoch Powell used to do in order to focus his mind and we all know how well that turned out, so I thought I'd try it. And it worked! My mind has never been so focused, my thought processes never so clear. People don't realise how difficult it is for someone like me to keep a concept as difficult as "no" in his mind for more than five minutes. You have to realise that I haven't had a holiday for nearly two months and I'm completely exhausted." We asked a urinary specialist for his view; "All tests show quite conclusively that having a full bladder makes it more difficult to concentrate on a task. They also show that having a full bladder is never a remedy for having an empty head. Does this make him a Tory wet?"
