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Wednesday, 30 November 2011
The Telegraph Prints Utter Rubbish (As Usual).
In a triumph for British journalism the Daily Telegraph has today written an editorial that makes no sense whatsoever. Defending a government made up of tax-dodging millionaires who can expect a pension in excess of £40,000 per year, they described the strike by 2 million public sector workers as a complete failure that is so dangerous we need emergency legislation to prevent a repeat of it. Their reason for this stance seems to be that, since pensions in the private sector are not worth having, then pensions in the public sector should be just as bad. That, apparently, is their definition of "fair." We asked the editor for his comments; "The Tories are a political party appointed by God to show how worthless the British actually are. They deserve only what Tories deign to give them and they should be grateful for the crumbs they are allowed. Workers rights are an absolute evil and workers who strike to protect themselves should be locked up. Not agreeing with the Tory party is both undemocratic and a sin."
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