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Monday, 14 November 2011
Tory Council Plan To Make Those Without Jobs Homeless.
Wandsworth Council, which likes to call itself "The Brighter Borough," has demonstrated today that it is also the most heartless. Council house tennants who are thrown out of work by the Tories for their own entirely selfish reasons will now also lose their homes. We asked the leader of the council for his comments; "I don't like unemployed people and don't want them in the ward, so I'm planning to get rid of them - its as simple as that. Of course once we've managed to get rid of the great unwashed we can then flog off the council properties and pocket the money through a few well-disguised bungs from property developers. Being smug, self-centred and callous is all part and parcel of being a Tory, but being allowed to act like a Nazi is something new and I must thank David Cameron for the opportunity. Now you'll have to escuse me - I have some more constituents to torture."
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