Rich Get Even Richer As Tory Policy Bites.

While executive pay increased by 15% this year and middle management received a 7% increase, ordinary people's take home pay has fallen by 3.5%. We asked a Tory spokesperson for the government view. "Well, we're all in this together of course, but ordinary people have to realise that it is very important that natural Tory voters are protected against the effects of the recession. People who vote Tory are inherently superior and tend to speak with a better accent, thus demonstrating their right to exist. Ordinary people, on the other hand, often don't vote for us, speak with atrocious regional accents and should be exterminated with all the tools at our disposal. Since these people will soon not be able to afford energy, housing, treatment within the NHS or even food, what use are they to our modern corporate Britain? We need to get rid of them to make room for a better sort imported from abroad. Its a simple matter of supply and demand. We don't want them and they should therefore go even if that, with great regret, means starving to death in the street. These people have served their purpose over the last one hundred years and are now simply surplus to requirement. We, in the Tory party, are determined to make Britain fit for the 21st century no matter what the cost to ordinary citizens."