The DWP, under the leadership of Ian Duncan Smith pictured above, has now resorted to trickery and confidence tricks to cheat the unemployed out of their benefits. We asked a DWP spokesperson for their view; "Since the country was taken over by a gang of international criminals things have certainly got better. We've had to put up with the unemployed whinning on for years and now is our chance to get our revenge on them all. Ian Duncan Smith, the "Beloved Leader" as we like to call him, has given us the opportunity to indulge all of our baser instincts and we intend to cash in while we can. My personal favourite is demanding written accounts of job searches from dyslexic jobseekers - though bullying people into applying for unsuitable jobs and then sanctioning them when they don't apply comes a close second. Older people who've become unemployed for the first time in their lives are a good target - they haven't got a clue. Then there's the badly educated and disabled. Naturally we shy away from from those who've never worked and have no intention of doing so - they're too clever for us." We asked IDS for an interview, but he declined because he was too busy thinking of new ways to torture the terminally ill.
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