Sir Denis O'Connel pictured above, the Chief Inspector of Constabulary, has warned that riots in the future might be met with live fire to "protect lives and property." We asked a police spokesperson for a comment; "After successfully labelling all rioters as criminals, its only logical that we should be allowed to shoot them. We got the idea from Syria where the idea that any form of protest is a criminal riot has worked rather well. Now all we have to do is label the Occupy movement in St.Pauls as criminals and say we're protecting the Catherdral and Bob's your uncle. Let's face it the United Nations is hardly going to impose sanctions against Britain is it? We're a democracy. To be honest we can't wait to start doing a proper job - slaughtering people in the street - instead of all this wishy-washy community rubbish."
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