Moody's Pats George Osborne On The Back.

Moody's has reafirmed Britain's AAA credit rating and congratulated the Tories for embracing economic facism with such enthusiasm. "We're very pleased with Britain," a spokesperson told out reporter. "The way in which they have been willing to destroy their own economy and sacrifice their own citizens in order to reward the banks is very satisfying. We belive, if the government is willing to keep this up for the next fifty years or so, that we will be abale to protect rich people against the effects of the coming Depression quite nicely. We are particularly impressed by the way in which both the Tories and the LibDems have handled their body swerves in terms of democracy and the recent announcement that, like dictatorships across the world, they are willing to shoot their own citizens if they object. All these things have given us a warm glow I can tell you."