Having done their best to insult the intelligence of the entire country with their insane economic policies, vindictivness to those on benefits and backdoor privatisation of the NHS, the Tories are now planning a state funeral for the most devisive Prime Minister in British history. We asked the Tory party why they would think this is a good idea; "After glumming more tax from ordinary people while letting our wealthy mates get away with murder, we've decided that this is the perfect way to rub salt into the wounds. It seems only reasonable to us that to celebrate Vodaphone and Goldman Sachs getting away with billions in tax we should spend millions to bury the most inappropriate person we can think of at public expense. The Blessed Thatcher brought the country many benefits - the utter destruction of our manufacturing base, the Poll Tax, the undermining of our entire society, increasing wealth for the few, increasing poverty for the many, an economic policy that has proven to be an unparalled disaster, the privatisation and increasing cost of utilities and, last but not least, BSE in the wake of the de-regulation of the food industry. As you can see we have much to thank her for. I can just imagine the cranes dipping their jibs in respect along the Thames as they did for Churchill. Or at least I could if the cranes were still there. Together with the Olympic Games we are confident that another public show is just what this country needs to divert attention from our vindictive and nasty policies. I can't wait for her to die."
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