Tory Tries To Ban Sex.

Nadine Dorries, yet another swivel-eyed Tory in the long tradition of that party and famous for dumping her husband who suffers from multiple sclerosis on the basis that they were "at different stages of their lives," has achieved her ambition of having sexual abstinance (for girls only) debated in parliament. Apparently, after a successful history stretching back 3.5 billion years, she would like to ban the sexual imperative for reasons that defy all common sense. According to this working class girl made good, the ability to say "no" will help prevent young girls from being sexually abused by predatory males who, she seems to think, will throw up their hands in despair when their victims refuse to cooperate. Young boys, apparently, need not apply for the school lessons she suggests, presumably because they are beyond all help and, like her Etonian colleagues in the party, can always give each other a helping hand. Dorries, who ran off with another married man when she dumped her husband, feels that society is "saturated in sex," but seems to have no idea that it always was. Like many in her strange and dangerous political party who love to lecture people that they should "do as I say, not do as I do." she yearns for a return to "Victorian values," when there were 60,000 prostitutes or "unfortunate women" in London alone and the upper classes could sexually abuse the lower classes with impunity.