David Cameron, speaking at the World Economic Forum in Davros, has called on Europe to be as idiotically suicidal as Britain. "Europe has to be bold," he told the breathless audience. "It must deregulate professions, especially doctors, and throw as many people out of work as possible in order to please the banks. Once we have forced wages for ordinary people to levels not seen outside of India, China and Brazil, we will become more competative and the better sort of people like me and you will become even richer. By emulating Britain's austerity programme Europe can achieve our outstanding success and shrink its collective economy even faster than it has up to yet. It is a well known fact that a starving man, instead of vainly trying to find food, should instead save money for his funeral. That is a basic principle of Conservatism in Britain, as long as its someone else doing the starving, and a principle that should be adopted across Europe. Now is the time to sit down and be counted, to pretend we know what we are doing and stand aside as I have done. The time for tinkering with the problem is past, now we really have to get stuck into the working-class scum of Europe and show them who the masters are."
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