Tories Throw Families Onto The Street.

As the right-wing Policy Exchange thinktank accuses David Cameron of lacking a "coherent agenda," the Tories are preparing to throw 800,000 families out of their homes by reducing housing benefit and making rents unaffordable. We asked Eric Pickles Minister for Making Poor People Homeless, pictured above with another criminal gang member, for his comments; "Of course we have an agenda, but its not one we like to talk about in case we upset human rights organizations. Our agenda is to remove poor people from Britain, by force if necessary, in order to raise the per capita income level of the country. We firmly believe that if we throw as many people as possible out of work, take their homes away from them and starve their children they'll leave - hopefully to go to countries like France and Germany where they can annoy Angela Merkal and that French twat Sarkozy. When we talk about the "Big Society" what we actually mean is a "Smaller Society" in which anyone who doesn't vote for us is hounded into an early grave. I hope that makes the position clearer. Did you bring any doughnuts?"