The government has announced today that top military officers are to lose their servants in a move described by many in the armed forces as "a jolly bad show." We asked a government spokesperson for their view; "We've pissed off the police, teachers, trade unionists, doctors, nurses and Europe, so we thought it was about time to piss off the military as well. We made a good start by cutting the military budget while still in Afghanistan and bombing Libya and palming them off with second-rate equipment at inflated prices. These people are not government ministers who need their servants and they'll just have to lump it." We asked a top ranking soldier for his comments but all he would say was "Whibble."
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