The News in Shorts

Donald Trump is throwing his dummy out of the pram. He has lost the election because he's an idiot and, because he's an idiot, he ...

The most stupid man ever to be elected President of the United States has contracted Coronavirus - a disease that he once described as a ...

This what the mark looks like after the blackmailer tells the victim what the price is. As Americans would put it - Trump was taken down t...

We are used to the UK government killing people for money. They have no compunction in arranging the sale of arms to dodgy regimes bent on...

Boris "Sicknote" Johnson has made yet another huge policy decision and inaugurated what he has dubbed "Operation Moonshot...

The UK's Clown Prince, Boris the Serial Liar, has today decided to tear up our agreement with the EU over Northern Ireland and, once a...

Asked about the poisoning of Alexi Navalny President Trump avoided the subject and suggested instead that attention should be on China. Of...

It is the burning political question in the UK today. Is Boris Johnson an evil mastermind or simply a thick twat educated beyond his intel...

One of the least expected results of the Coronavirus pandemic is the sudden outbreak of utter stupidity across the world. Despite the know...

Following pressure from various neo-Nazi, pro-Brexit and tax-dodging billionaire organizations the BBC has launched a purge of left-wing c...