The UN conference on Global Warming in South Africa has finally come to an agreement to do something sometime in the future. We asked a global climate change expert for his view; "Well, we've established a fund for the poorer countries so they can afford to do the things that none of us have any intention of doing and established a timetable for talking about actually doing something when we get around to it. We have agreed that entire countries disappearing under the sea is a bad thing - at least for them - and now have a plan to rush to these countries lifebelts and lifeboats. Essentially we had to come to some sort of agreement because we couldn't find a country who was willing to be the fallguy for outright failure. We were better off when we had George Bush in the White House - at least then we could all point at him and shout "He's Spartacus." Oh well, I'm off - I've got a plane to catch."
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