Ed Milliband Retraction.

For the second time this week one of our reporters has been found to have erroneous information. The Milliband brothers, it seems, were actually educated at a comprehensive school rather than at public school. That might explain why they are as badly educated as their Tory counterparts but is hardly an excuse for such a glaring error. "The News In Shorts" wishes to apologise to its readers and launch a campaign for the return of grammar schools before its too late.